The Best of Cruisey Life UNCENSORED

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Here’s a wrap-up of the best cruisey blogs so far… in case you missed them.

JAN: “What happens ONBOARD stays ONLINE”
The blog launched with this motto – a twist on the usual saying. I don’t use the real names of ships, cruise lines, passengers or crew, so I can tell stories UNCENSORED.

FEB: Godmothers Gone Wild
Those ladies who christen ships are not as innocent as you think…

MAR: What Happens If You Die On A Cruise
Let’s hope we don’t ever find out for ourselves!

APR: Confessions From the Hot Tub
The one about the time I cut a priest in the Jacuzzi. Yeah, that one.

MAY: Led Astray by the Captain
When a (married) captain took me back to his quarters…

JUNE: Hostitutes
I heard some dance hosts may provide a little “horizontal dancing” after hours…

JULY: Drugs on a River Cruise??
An interesting offer in Amsterdam. Somehow this story won me a national award.

AUG: What I Hate About Cruise Ads
The “pointless point”, anyone?

SEP: How to Avoid Boring, Rude or Creepy Passengers
I type with my tongue firmly in cheek. And yet, my tips are quite useful!

OCT: Penguin Porn
The “ins and outs” of penguins mating in Antarctica.

NOV: Pier Runners
Watching people almost miss the ship – my favourite spectator sport.

DEC: Beware The Buffet – Where Everyone Has Knives
The most annoying things on cruises – as voted by YOU.

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Louise Goldsbury

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In 2013 I was named Best Travel Writer at the National Travel Industry Awards. And until someone corrects me, I'm claiming to be the youngest cruise editor in the Southern Hemisphere. Editor of Cruise Weekly since 2009, I also contribute to Sydney's Sun Herald newspaper and various travel magazines and websites.

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