Here’s a wrap-up of the best cruisey blogs so far… in case you missed them.
JAN: “What happens ONBOARD stays ONLINE”
The blog launched with this motto – a twist on the usual saying. I don’t use the real names of ships, cruise lines, passengers or crew, so I can tell stories UNCENSORED.
FEB: Godmothers Gone Wild
Those ladies who christen ships are not as innocent as you think…
MAR: What Happens If You Die On A Cruise
Let’s hope we don’t ever find out for ourselves!
APR: Confessions From the Hot Tub
The one about the time I cut a priest in the Jacuzzi. Yeah, that one.
MAY: Led Astray by the Captain
When a (married) captain took me back to his quarters…
I heard some dance hosts may provide a little “horizontal dancing” after hours…
JULY: Drugs on a River Cruise??
An interesting offer in Amsterdam. Somehow this story won me a national award.
AUG: What I Hate About Cruise Ads
The “pointless point”, anyone?
SEP: How to Avoid Boring, Rude or Creepy Passengers
I type with my tongue firmly in cheek. And yet, my tips are quite useful!
OCT: Penguin Porn
The “ins and outs” of penguins mating in Antarctica.
NOV: Pier Runners
Watching people almost miss the ship – my favourite spectator sport.
DEC: Beware The Buffet – Where Everyone Has Knives
The most annoying things on cruises – as voted by YOU.
Feeling inspired? Jogged any memories?
Tell me your funny stories… I will publish them (anonymously if you prefer). Email me via the Contact page.