What Happens If You Die On A Cruise
Let’s hope we don’t ever find out for ourselves!
How to Avoid Boring, Rude or Creepy Cruise Passengers
I type with my tongue firmly in cheek. And yet, my tips are quite useful!
The “ins and outs” of penguins mating in Antarctica.
Led Astray by the Captain
When a (married) captain took me back to his quarters…
The most annoying things about cruising
As voted by Cruisey Life subscribers.
Confessions From the Hot Tub
The one about the time I cut a priest in the Jacuzzi. Yeah, that one.
Drugs on a River Cruise??
An interesting offer in Amsterdam. Somehow this story won me a national award.
Worst Cruise Ads Ever
The “pointless point”, anyone?
Dance hosts: hostitutes?
Do cruise ship dance hosts do more than dance with female guests?
Watching people almost miss the ship – my favourite spectator sport.
Feeling inspired? Jogged any memories?
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